I swear I had it all planned out, right from the time I woke up and the time I left work! The plan was to finish off this project I was working on, well to be honest really it was a plan I was making plans to make a plan to work on it. in my mind everything was well tailored out; was just gonna open up my laptop, open word and excel and 30 minutes later I would be done…. solid plan right? the planning to plan phase is very important i consoled myself every-time I missed my illusive deadline.
So I jump out of the car after driving home from work, get into the house, the weather is a bit unforgiving so i switch on the heater and pour myself a glass of wine, remember wine is good for your health!! I lie to myself…. 2 glasses down the throat I gather my laptop and fire up the word document to get me started. hold up.. I haven’t checked my Facebook the whole day, its not really helping that I got WiFi around the house as its easily accessible, anyway I might have an important message, let me check in out… ohhh look a dozen comments, let me reply… then sooo it goes… one hour, a couple more minutes still on social media, checking your friends’ profile and pictures is important right? I’m a good friend…
Oh wait, I forgot to check my Instagram today, then there I go feeling the need to post some bullshit I din’t even know why i’m posting it, but hey why am I even questioning this, I post dope stuff bro….. then there I go… wait I hear Cassper’s hooked up with some other gal blah blah!! Let me check it out…. one picture leads to another and then next I’m reading the comments, lol man people are messed up! so much hating I think to myself… anyway let me get back to my work. Wait!! I heard AKA was causing some hype on twitter… let me browse his timeline and see what’s going on, need to be glued up for what reason I don’t know… oh my word, I haven’t been to twitter in a while, look how many messages I’ve got! let me reply and change my twitter picture and update my bio….
OHHH FUCK!! look at the time!!!!!! It’s 23:51!!! I need to sleep so I can wake up the next morning for gym. So I decide to put away everything, I will make some time tomorrow and finish it up (mind you I never even started).. I’m in the sheets currently, I’m so quick I hit the off switch and was in bed before the lights were off, with this type of efficiency I can kill any task… I brag to self!! uhhhm, I need some motivation before I sleep, let me watch just one TED video off YouTube and fire up my mood real quick, feeling kinda bad for dragging my work. Two videos, three videos, now the logarithm on Youtube done hypnotized me because I’m now watching music videos and prank videos, HAHAHAHAHA this shit is funny I swear. wait, It’s 1:30 now, one last video and I’m gonna pass out, I’m already used to sleeping for 5 hours and less, this wont be a biggy! then finally at 2 I pass out.
%#(#^*^#&&#)(*)&@(*^(*&#)(#^#)@_@_&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The above is my morning alarm going off!!
%#(#^*^#&&#)(*)&@(*^(*&#)(#^#)@_@_&!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
let me just snooze for 5 minutes, I know myself I’m gonna wake up real soon for gym. The time is 5:30…. time passes, my damn blackberry lost power and switched off and the alarm didn’t go off!!
Time now is 7:30 and I forgot to switch the geyser on!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
The above is the sound of me giving self multiple lectures for being a useless lazy bum!!
Know the true value of time; snatch, seize, and enjoy every moment of it. No idleness, no laziness, no procrastination: never put off till tomorrow what you can do today!!
Procrastination is like a credit card: it’s a lot of fun until you get the bill…
“I am your conscience”…..
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