Dont you just hate it when you driving and someone has the nerve to flicker their wrist, peirce through the air in your car and reach for your Aux cable, touch your iphone, stop your music and proceed to put the cable in their phone and have the ordasity to play some bullshit music you give zero fucks about. Well suffer no more fellow Aux cable hogger, below find listed the Aux cable policy for real hiphop fans
1. Dont Ever ever play Future in my car!!
2. Treat each song like its your last!
3. The Kendrick, kanye and J Cole ratio is always 4:1
4. If King Kunta plays while driving, you allowed to stop for 50 seconds and do the dance
5. You allowed to play one Drake song for every 100 other songs that you play (If you however end up catching some feelings due to this, you will play some West side gangsta rap immediately)
6. Who ever suggests to play Iggy Azalea will be subjected to 2 hours of an intense tongue lashing
7. When a Kendrick Lamar Song plays, you requred to stay quiet and listen with a nod every 10 seconds
8. If anyone touches the Aux cable without the consent from the driver, you automatically get immunity from jail if you kill them
9. If you suggest a track change and its not your car, you will be reminded that you have the option to get out of the car and play that dumb ass track on your fake ass beats earphones
10. If you at any moment fall asleep during a J Cole or Kendrick Lamar song, you will be sentenced to a 2 hour viewing of ‘The Exorcism Of Emily Rose’ movie ALONE in your res.
11. If you by the slightest chance have a bad girl in your car and you try impress her by playing some Nicki Minaj tracks, you will be subjected to a 24 hour listening session of the track ‘No Role Models’
12. Never ever repeat a track when homies are in the car, but If the new Lil Wayne album plays, you are allowed to play ‘Glory’ twice.
13. If a eek Mill song plays, you and the homies are allowed to talk as loud as you can as you will still be able to hear what he’s saying.
14. If ‘Same Love’ by maklemore plays, you are required by law to skip through the first opening lines
AND I MEAN IT JUST AS I WROTE IT….
Feel free too add on to the list………………….
