The Economy is bad! When You Go Out With Your Partner – Please Order Something Cheap.
Hey hey hey! what’s up y’all? It’s your boy Flabo the UnAuthordox, the chief clown of geniuslevels.com, bringing you the latest scoop on the economy and dating game. And let me tell you, things are looking rough out there. I Know I know its been a looong time since we dropped a note on the web – promise to do better.
First things first, the economy is like a Sports betting joint – everything is just not adding up. Inflation is high, prices are skyrocketing faster than ANC’s denial of using Eskom as a cash cow, and our pockets are getting emptier than a library on a Friday night.
I mean, let’s be real, we’ve all had to tighten our belts a little (literally and figuratively) due to the economic downturn. So, if you’re out on a date with your man and you’re eyeing that expensive lobster dish, you might want to think twice before you order. I’m not saying you have to settle for a side salad, but you might want to consider something a little less extravagant. I hear a simple burger is always a safe bet lol.
And ladies, let’s not forget that men are feeling the pressure too. They’re trying to impress you with their fancy dinners and luxurious outings, but at what cost? They might have to take out a second mortgage just to pay for that bottle of champagne he ordered to impress you.
So, let’s all be mindful of our spending habits and remember
that love doesn’t have to cost a fortune. A simple picnic in the park or a cozy
night in with some homemade bunny-chow can be just as romantic (and
wallet-friendly) as a night on the town.
Look! The economy might be down, but our spirits
don’t have to be. Let’s embrace the simple things in life and enjoy each
other’s company without breaking the bank. And if all else fails, just remember
– love is priceless, but a good sense of humor can go a long way. Stay tuned
for more economic and dating advice from yours truly, Flabo the
UnAuthordox, the king of clowning. Peace out, y’all!
